Here are some cool dad pick up lines, check it now:
Excuse me, is your father a lumber jack ? Girl : No. Why ? every time I look at you because I have wood in my pants
Is your father a thief ? Why ? Because he saw him steal all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker , ’cause you have the most beautiful set of buns I’ve ever seen .
Your father is a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
Your father is a dentist? (If yes ) then open wide
Your father is a locksmith because they block the keys to my heart.
Your father is a photographer … because I can imagine us together.
Your father is a pilot , because my heart taking off ?
Your father is a donkey ? Because you have a great ass !
Your dad works at the store because you have beautiful melons !
A father had six meat burgler ? somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of the trousers because
Your father is a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb.
And ‘ the cause of the deceased father.
Is your father a boxer? “Why?” Because your a hell of a knock out !
Is your father a sergeant intimate because doing stand at attention !
Is your dad a drug dealer ? cause sure inspiring!
Is your father a doctor? Why just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Is your dad a hunter. ‘Cause your a Fox!
Your father is a genius because your making my dreams
Your father must be a hikers at the top, because my bar lift!
” Your father sells diamonds? Because you’re perfect ! ”
Your Daddy must play the trumpet , cuz your making me horny !
Your mother is a whore? Why I’m hooked on you.
Your father is a policeman ? Why did fine written all over you.
Your father is a fighter, because I want to take.
Your father is an artist because you’re good a job
Is your father a seller of spandex ? Because you’re … TIGHT !
A magician , is your father? Why abracaDAYUM !
Your father is a carnie ( carnival worker ) because I want you to sit on my face as I try to guess the weight.
Your Dad a worker Aquafina cuz the pitchers are perfect
Your father is the owner of Wendy’s because they make me want to eat great even late!
Your dad Tony the Tiger ( Frosted Flakes ) because it tries gggggreat
He is the father is a lumberjack , cuz baby gives me wood
Willy Wonka is your father because it looks delicious
Your father is a grocery store because you have beautiful melons !
Is your dad an astronaut ? Girl : no then how did you get those stars in your eyes
Your father wrote a dictionary, because you put the meaning of my life
Is your dad a pilot? Because you’re … FLY !
Is your father a farmer? Because I certainly know how to increase your cock.
Your father is a japelano because you are sure hot
Is your dad a car salesman ? [ Why ? ] Why did you slim headlights .
Your dad must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes
Your father is an alien, because out of this world
It is your father bearer , [ wait for response ] ? Because you do not know how to fix my broken heart ”
Is your dad an electrician ? (if you answered “no”) Or … I thought it was b / c it was so exciting (if you answered Yes ) I knew there had to be a reason why you’re so electrifying !