These are the best funny pick up lines
Funny Pickup Lines :
1. You must be a magician because as every time when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Do you have any name or can I call you mine?
3. You must be a banana because I find you like a peeling. (funny pickup lines)
4. Your name must be a Coca-Cola because you’re so delicious
5. If nothing lasts forever, would you be my nothing?
6. It seems I’ve lost my phone number. Can you give me yours?
7. Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well not you heard “happily”.
8. Excuse me, but does this smell chloroform to you?
9. “I would like to point out that “beautiful” has you in it. But, ‘quickie’ has you & I together as well.”
10. “I heard you’re a Gryphon whore”(Why?)” Because you let each and every wizard Slytherin!”
11. Baby, if you were a fruit you would be the pineapple.
12. “Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are my Cinderella, I will even give you a shoe”
13. Country boys do not need pick-up lines, cause they have got pick-up trucks.
14. Hi, how are you? [Good] You didn’t ask how you saw!
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15. Should you clean your pants with Windex? As I can almost see me in them.
16. How was heaven when you left it?
17. Fart, because I fly.?
18. I do not have the library card, but do you mind if you check?
19. Hi… someone pulled a fart. Let’s go from here.
20. I did not know that the angels can fly so low!
21. You are so well, that I wish I could infiltrate and grow an entire field of you!
22. Is your name “Swiffer”? Because it only made me lose my feet.
23. Sorry, but you dropped something beyond “(?) “This conversation, allows you to pick it up later tonight.”
24. You gonna kiss me or I have to lie to my diary?
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25. Are you cold? It seems that some hot chocolate could use you… Well, here I am!
26. If the stars fall whenever I will be thinking of you, the sky would soon be empty.
27. You know, Dr Phil says that I have a fear of commitment… would like to help test it instead?
29. Your lips look so lonely… Would you like to know mine?
30. Baby, you’re so sweet, Hershey put out of business.
40. I invite you for a drink or just want the money?
41. He has left the Sun, or do smile me just?
42. Do you believe in love at first sight, or it shouldn’t happen again?
43. Inheriting $ 80 million does not mean much when you have a weak heart.
44. Do you see my friend there? [Point to a friend] He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
45. The only thing that your eyes have told me is your name.
46. Sorry, I just give me an account that gives you account and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed that also.
47. (Will be) Hey, do not forget something? (?) Yo!
48. Someone should call God, an angel lost cousin sky!
49. I’m a perfect gift, someone told me were looking for?
50. If I was a transplant surgeon, I would give you my heart.
51. You’re a daughter of Willy Wonka, ‘ cuz you look sweet and delicious.?
52. If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-both, and his name would be good Optimus.
53. Do you remember me? Not [..] Oh, indeed, we have only been in my dreams.
54. That hurt you? (I did what hurt?) When did you fall from heaven?
55. I’m sorry, I am you talking about? [No] Well, then please start.
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56. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking it?
57. The playing field, and it seems that I only had a home run with you.
58. I am new to the city. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
59. If I could rearrange the alphabet, would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
60. If you were a tear in my eye you do not cry for fear of losing you.
61. The Sun of your love darkened my lenses.
62. Did your alien father? Because there is nothing like you on Earth!
63. Baby, I’m Fred Flintstone, but I can do its foundations!
64. Do not look us well with a wedding cake together?
65. [Points to his ass] Excuse me, is this seat occupied?
66. I think it the time that I tell you what people are saying behind your back. very Nice Ass!
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67. Was his father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
68. Are you a magician?? Because of ABRASCA-DAYUM!
69. Do you know what is it made my shirt? Boyfriend material.
70. Do you know how they say that the skin is the largest body organ? Not in my case.
71. My name is Elmo, but can you make me Tickle when you want.
72. You’ll be the Dairy Queen and I will be your Burger King: you treat me well, and I will do it your way.
73. 9:15 ¿(Preguntar an ulna persona for vez)? So that today it is May 01, 2008, at 21:15, thanks just wanted to be able to remember the
74. The exact moment I met the woman of my dreams.
75. Pinch me. [?] You’re so well, that I must be dreaming.
76. If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
77. Ay! The tooth hurts! [?] Because you’re so sweet!
78. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because honey, you are the bomb.
79. Because you must be Jamaican, Jamaican crazy me.
80. Do you know karate? Because your body is very quiet.
81. When God made you, he was showing off.
82. You must be a Snickers because I meet.
83. Is a terrorist to your dad? Because you are the bomb.
84. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!