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You say ” you look like my wife before she says,” how many times have you been married ? “I do not say ” never. ”
If the left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, I find myself between the holidays?
What do you feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I have a six-inch tongue and breathe through my ears.
“Fat Penguin ” ( what! ? ) “I just wanted to say something to break the ice. ”
I kiss you passionately on the lips, then walks toward the navel.
The word of the day is legs. Back to my crib and spread the word.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you , would you like to walk through my garden forever.
What is your name ? Where are you from ? Do you think that gives me a little’?
I go out to do … Do I want to join me?
Pick up a pack of sugar actually says, ” sugar ” on it . Then say .. ” fell badge ! ”
I had a lot to drink, and you’re starting to look pretty good.
I can not be the happiest man in here , but I’m the only one talking to you
Do you cook dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I want to go halves on a bastard ? ( Not serious )
You say, come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that ” jumps out ” !
It’s not my fault you’re in love, you’re the one who brought me!
If I had a garden I would like to put two both together lips.
The only thing that your eyes have told me that is your name.
I’m not really this tall, I have this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
“I want to tell you your fortune. Take my hand and write your phone number on it. ” It’s your future. ”
The skin is so creamy, I bet he’d never even a pimple on the ass.
If I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
I could touch your belly button … from the inside?
You say ” I’m sorry, but I have to drink,” you say ” Why?” You say , “Why I left my when I saw ”
If you stood in front of a mirror and guidance of 11 roses , you’ll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
It says ” do you want to do a 68 ? ” She says, ” what is it? ” You say ” go , and I’ll owe you one . ”
I’m going to have sex with you tonight, so … you might as well be.
Hey beautiful … that’s the right name ?
If you regret it in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
My boys over there bet that I would not be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some
drinks with their money ?
You know , you may be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
I have some Skittles in my mouth … want to taste the rainbow?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Make Paris Hilton looks like a Teletubbie .
Can I not even a fake number?
What says we go back to my crib and do some calculations: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
God made you, he is showing.
” Want to go for breakfast?” (Secure ) “I have to call or push? ”
Come on sweetie, why do not you let me put my head … – what a classic
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a beautiful girl like you … I have about 5 cents.
Give me three good reasons why you should not buy a drink.
Your place or mine ? I’ll tell you one thing ? I flip a coin. Head to my place in the queue.
Jump to a girl and say ” Hello , my name is Jablomee Haywood ”
He has to work on the subway, because I just gave you a footlong .
Smiles, winks, is hung like a horse and can last all night? ( Smile and wink )
It hurt when you fell from heaven?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Let’s go to my house and do the things that you all say that we did it anyway.
If you were a booger that you take first.
How heavy is a polar bear ? Enough to break the ice – can have your number?
Before you buy an ice cream and find a hot girl , then say “I’m sorry to bother you, but my ice cream melting ! ”
I bet I can kiss on the lips without touching.
Why you gotta be so damn good every day? It can take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Excuse me , is called Gillette ? Cause you’re the best a man can get
I can kiss on the cheek as I can tell, that at least a cute girl kissed me tonight?
When I’m old, looking back at all of my fondest memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day that I got married
and me the day that I met you.
Do you like dancing ? Well, then , you could go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Inheriting $ 80 million does not mean much when you have a weak heart.
The sun came out, or did it just smile at me?
I bet $ 20 that is with me.
Why do not you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Remember when you were a kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom would do , no matter
how please? Well here is what I feel for you.
Help me find my lost puppy ? I think he went into this cheap motel room .
Can I have your picture so I can show what I want for Christmas Santa Claus?
Do you believe in life after death? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
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It ‘ a good thing you’re not. [ Why ? ] Cause you’re hot. It would be popping up everywhere!
Watching him up and down and say, ” and I thought it was hot outside! ”
Do you smoke? [No] Then why are you so smoking ‘ hot?
This is the check – out, right? [Right]. So, it’s okay if you check? [ Or “No” ] I was able to look at yourself?
Are you an artist? (No. ) I’m surprised because you are a masterpiece.
Do not be so picky … I was not!
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you’re hot!
Dropped something ? [ What? ] The conversation, so let’s go right here.
Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle!
Hello, who’s your friend?
Drop an ice cube and say ‘ now that we’ve broken the ice, my name is … ‘
Kissing is a language of love, as well as in a conversation?
If you said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
As you walk? [ Wing Joey on NBC’s Friends ]
That’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Do you have a map? I’m just on that lost in your eyes.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
These seem real?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but is not the name of Guadalupe?
It’s not the size of the boat. It is the movement of the sea.
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? “It ‘s really your birthday? ” No, but how about a kiss anyway?
Fat Penguin. [ What? ] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.