Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? ! ? ! 😉 We have even more curious to know if people have actually used these ! These take the bad pick up lines make me laugh out loud and moan at the same time (although mostly complain if you’re honest). Rather than recommend using these in a real life situation , I suggest that instead of avoid using these … they are really that bad . At least you’ll get a laugh or two (maybe ? Hope ? ) While you read them .

You are so beautiful that even I would drink the dirty water .

If you were a tree , I’d be totally trees.

My face is cold, it should solve the problem .

Are you hungry ? Because I had an all you can eat buffet right here with your name.

You’re like a banana … good and ripe !

You’re so hot you make the plastic in my underwear .

If you were a booger , I would pick you first.

Need the number for the local emergency room ? [no , ] Why is the guy who was supposed to meet here must have been an

accident!

If you were some kind of disease , I’d rather die than go for treatment.

Your cute when you look lazy eye .

Can I lick that film off my teeth?

Do not be so picky … I was not!

I suffer from amnesia . Come here often?

Let’s go to my house and do the things that you all say that we did it anyway .

Do you mind if I talk to you until you are sure there where I farted ?

Oh, sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag .

It may not be the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can not keep it inside

I feel sick and vomiting thought it might make me feel better , but it looks not happen.

You are beautiful in the glow of the sun.