Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? ! ? ! 😉 We have even more curious to know if people have actually used these ! These take the bad pick up lines make me laugh out loud and moan at the same time (although mostly complain if you’re honest). Rather than recommend using these in a real life situation , I suggest that instead of avoid using these … they are really that bad . At least you’ll get a laugh or two (maybe ? Hope ? ) While you read them .
You are so beautiful that even I would drink the dirty water .
If you were a tree , I’d be totally trees.
My face is cold, it should solve the problem .
Are you hungry ? Because I had an all you can eat buffet right here with your name.
You’re like a banana … good and ripe !
You’re so hot you make the plastic in my underwear .
If you were a booger , I would pick you first.
Need the number for the local emergency room ? [no , ] Why is the guy who was supposed to meet here must have been an
If you were some kind of disease , I’d rather die than go for treatment.
Your cute when you look lazy eye .
Can I lick that film off my teeth?
Do not be so picky … I was not!
I suffer from amnesia . Come here often?
Let’s go to my house and do the things that you all say that we did it anyway .
Do you mind if I talk to you until you are sure there where I farted ?
Oh, sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag .
It may not be the prettiest girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can not keep it inside
I feel sick and vomiting thought it might make me feel better , but it looks not happen.
You are beautiful in the glow of the sun.