Want to be someone great or someone who is a bit ‘ more recognizable ? There is no better way to reach the top of that being a wannabe . You can not get famous by tomorrow , but who knows , if you really know your way around , you just might become a celebrity overnight! Are you ready to party like a wannabe ?
Go, Party Animal !
Make sure you party every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Even better if you can do for the whole week around. It’s not about knowing you’re getting sore feet or popping pills hangover enough to fill the bowl of cereal , it’s all a matter of where you are!
1. Skimp is fashion
Everyone knows what is barely legal, but you should be a professional to dress a little secret. Wear more clothes no one could ever find and seeks to reveal how you can , or until the bouncer intervened. Would surely have noticed.
Nothing makes more noise and grabs the attention of a public grope drunk or even a pack snuggle up on the dance floor . Be seen grinding with someone. Anyone . It does not matter , even if it is the party animal has-been .
2. Making new friends
Try to make friends with someone at Rockstar entourage , then you could get to the VIP section . It’s going to be tough, but hey , everyone has small beginning and need a push-up . So does a wannabe .
3. The new leader
Party with your eyes open and watch out for signs of elite . Always walk out of the club immediately after the VIP , almost sticking to the back of the person. Then you can wave off , pretend to be a friend of VIP and hopefully get popped away from the paparazzi .
4. Drunken opportunities
See any VIP or a Rockstar too lost in his head , bathed in alcohol ? Take this , take that person and start making out . Everyone thinks that you are getting to know each other intimately . Well, well , now it’s like killing two birds with one stone ?
Try to make eye contact with a press photographer well known. Pretend you’re lusting after him. Or even not pretend. Chances are, he’ll take the cards reveal if the person engages in nuddie later. Heck , nothing is for free these days , right?
The moves sweets
Always get drunk and do the darnest , lustiest moves imaginable . You can smoke up Ballroom and remembered forever .
5. Make a tape Bang bed
Hey, let’s face it . Paris was a wannabe until its explosion -cam night reading obtained public . See how the stars can change in a short time ? So I do the same . Make a good tape , and for God’s sake , I am a representative of PR even better. Look what happened to Kim Kadarshian tape . Have you ever heard of it? You can not beat Paris hands down with his celebrity quotient , but almost famous, Bartolo !
6. be seen
A wannabe must be seen. Around the world . Nowhere. Wherever there is a flicker of a teaser . Dancing wildly every time he walks by a press photographer . Who knows, you might get lucky and moves up the food chain.