A Great Collection of Dirty Pick Up Lines that are Dirty, check it here:
1. How do you like your eggs. Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
2. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
3. They are easy. Are you?
4. How about if we play Leo and Leo Tan? Keep your mouth open, and I will give you the meat.
5. Beautiful shoes. Screw you want?
6. Want to play at the circus? You roar and throw ya the meat!
7. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
8. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
9. I can see that you are a great lover, and it intimidates him a little’.
10. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move to the belly button.
11. Do you play the TV? I’ll play with the knobs while you watch my antenna rise.
12. Hey, you want to sit on my lap and see what pops up!
13.If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I would like to remove all nails and screws ya!
14. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can not keep it inside.
15. Do you play a train? Can I sit on your face and you can chew gum.
16. You have to work on the subway because I just gave you a footlong.
17. I bet $ 20 I turn down.
18. Do you sleep on your stomach? B. Is it possible?
19. I would like to wrap your legs around my head and wear it like a bag of feed.
20. Pogo to my name, I want to jump on my stick?
21. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can do rock!
22. Is it a keg in your underwear? ‘Cause I’d love to tap that ass!
23. Waxing is the ‘ subject today, would be a verb or a noun when you put it on me?
24. Let’s play Lion and Lion Tamer. Open your mouth and give you the meat.
25. Do you think you can fit in your mouth? would you like to try?
26. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with the face.
27. Is it called Little Red Riding Hood? Because I ‘m sure I could shoot you in the hood!
28. Wow! Are those real?
29. Love is four letters so is what you and I must do (another person: what is this ) F * CK
30. Hey baby, I got the F, C, and k . all you need now is U!
31. Roses are red, pickles are green, I like my legs and what’s in the middle!
32. A tall man with a short woman: “you are the perfect height for what I want. ”
33. Baby, you’re like a low- League. I do not know if it fits or I’ll eat you!
34. How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
35. I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, regardless of the fact that I ‘m allergic to sex.
36. Why do I have a pierced tongue? You’ll find out soon.
37. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, let me introduce myself.
38. the word of the day is legs; Why do not you come to my house and spread the word.
39. Dining is like having sex if you could have lunch with you?
40. [ Tap your thigh ] I think this is my leg.
41. F *** playing doctor wants to play gynaecologist?
42. Beautiful legs open… now?
43. Are you a farmer? No, ‘ cuz I certainly know how to raise a c * ck .
44. Can it suck a golf ball with 50 m of garden hose?
45. Does he want to tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
46. I’m not too good at algebra, but does not U + I = 69?
47. Do you play midget boxing? Get down on your knees and give me a couple of shots!
48. It was so good that I ‘d eat your shit just to see where it came from.
49. See my friend over there? [Point friend who sheepishly waves from afar ] He wants to know if you think it is cute
50. Hey baby, you’re my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
51. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
52. I own the best roller coaster in town, want to drive?
53. Can I offer you a drink or you just want the money?
54. Do you have a boyfriend? Would not you like one ( if yes: Want another one)?
55. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Both on it.
56. It’s cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
57. , Not all those who told you that you wanted to sleep with me? !?! I know …
58. There must be a keg in my pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
59. Let’s play house, to be the door and I ‘ll be able to beat all night long!
60. Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time open?
61. I remember a bass, I do not know if it fits you or eats you!
62. Do I want to play Pearl Harbor? And … ‘ a game where I was back while you blow the hell out of me.
63. Let’s play Titanic will be the sea and down to you
64. Could I touch your belly button … from the inside?
65. Can lick her nipples? [No] And ‘ possible? [Yes] Can you show me?
66. Hello. Is she cute?
67. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
68. ( After sex ) Damn girl, you’re like the Indy cars. You can burn 4 tires at a time!
69. What winks and f *** s like a tiger? (Wink )
70. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
71. (Watch the horse ) is not only going to suck itself.
73. I’m having a party at your ankles … should I invite your pants down?
74. Guess what?! I have a tongue 8 “and breathe my ears!
75. I hope you ‘re not a vegetarian … because I want to eat meat!
76. What is your friend?
77. I wish I was Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.
78. I do not know much about cakes, but damn I make my banana cream.
79. True, there is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one that I would take and stay in my house.
80. Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball – allows you to use my hole!
81. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
82. Hey … I said I ‘m like a ship?
83. Want to play 68? I do and I owe you one!
84. Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a taste?
85. F *** me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to kiss me …
86. I could feel your c * neck and just simply told me to blow … a kiss!
87. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
88. Do you play army? I was, and you can jump the hell out of me.
89. Hello, I think a one-night stand?
90. Your so hot I could roast the meat on you, baby.
91. Why do not you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
92. Your father must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
93. They do not live on a chicken farm? Cuz I definitely know how to raise c * ck!
94. ( When someone Delete their throat ) have a frog in your throat? Do you want instead?
95. Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Seriously? (No) would hold still while I do?
96. Are you a lumberjack? Because I ‘ve just given you the wood!
97. Are you a prostitute? Why I’m hooked on you.
98. ( He approaches a group of them), I’m going to have sex with you, and you. Okay, who ‘s first?
99. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s go f***.
100. Whilst it is true that we are what we eat, I could be in the morning.
101. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
102. Your face is like a wrench, every time I look at it my balls tighten up.
103. Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.
104. Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
105. Want a job? It blows.
106. I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.
107. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
108. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
109. If I was your teacher I’d give you the D.
110. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
111. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
112. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
113. Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
114. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.
115. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.
116. What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
117. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
118. I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
119. I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?
120. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
121. You know how your hair would look really good? In my lap.
122. You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.
123. I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
124. I can see into the future, and yeah, we’re gonna fuck at least once.
125. Let me guess your favourite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
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