A Grate Collection of Dirty Pick Up Lines, check it here:
1. How do you like your eggs : . Poached, scrambled or fertilized ?
2 . Your parents must be retarded , because you are special .
3 . They are easy . Are you ?
4 . How about if we play Leo and Leo Tan ? Keep your mouth open , and I will give you the meat .
5 . Beautiful shoes . Screw you want?
6 . Want to play at the circus ? You roar and throw ya the meat!
7 . I want to melt in your mouth , not in your hand.
8 . Excuse me, is that semen in your hair ?
9 . I can see that you are a great lover, and it intimidates him a little ‘ .
10 . I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move to the belly button.
11 . You play the TV ? I’ll play with the knobs while you watch my antenna rise .
12 . Hey you want to sit on my lap and see what pops up !
13 . If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I would like to remove all nails and screws ya !
14 . My love for you is like diarrhea , I just can not keep it inside .
15 . You play train? Can I sit on your face and you can chew gum.
16 . You have to work on the subway, because I just gave you a footlong .
17 . I bet $ 20 I turn down.
18 . You sleep on your stomach ? B. Is it possible?
19 . I would like to wrap your legs around my head and wear it like a bag of feed.
20 . Pogo to my name, I want to jump on my stick ?
21 . Baby , I’m no Fred Flintstone , but I can do rock!
22 . It’s a keg in your underwear ? ‘Cause I’d love to tap that ass !
23 . Waxing is the ‘ subject today, would be a verb or a noun when you put it on me?
24 . Let’s play Lion and Lion Tamer . Open your mouth and give you the meat.
25 . Do you think you can fit in your mouth? would you like to try?
26 . I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with the face.
27 . It’s called Little Red Riding Hood? Because I ‘m sure I could shoot you in the hood !
28 . Wow! Are those real ?
29. Love is four letters so is what you and I must do ( other person : what is this ) F * CK
30 . Hey baby , I got the F , C, and k . all you need now is U!
31 . Roses are red, pickles are green , I like my legs and what’s in the middle!
32. A tall man with a short woman : “you are the perfect height for what I want . ”
33 . Baby , you’re like a low- League. I do not know if it fits or I’ll eat you !
34 . How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up ?
35 . I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing , regardless of the fact that I ‘m allergic to sex.
36 . Why do I have a pierced tongue ? You’ll find out soon.
37 . Excuse me , miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then , let me introduce myself .
. 38 the word of the day is legs ; Why do not you come to my house and spread the word.
39 . Dining is like having sex , if you could have lunch with you ?
40 . [ Tap your thigh ] I think this is my leg .
41 . F *** playing doctor wants to play gynecologist ?
42 . Beautiful legs open …. now ?
43 . Are you a farmer ? No, ‘ cuz I certainly know how to raise a c * ck .
44 . It can suck a golf ball with 50 m of garden hose ?
45 . He wants to tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener ?
46 . I’m not too good at algebra , but does not U + I = 69?
47 . You play midget boxing? Get down on your knees and give me a couple of shots !
48 . It was so good that I ‘d eat your shit just to see where it came from .
49 . See my friend over there? [Point friend who sheepishly waves from afar ] He wants to know if you think it is cute
50 . Hey baby , you’re my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
51 . Are you free tonight or will it cost me ?
52 . I own the best roller coaster in town, want to drive ?
53 . Can I offer you a drink or you just want the money?
54 . Do you have a boyfriend? Would not you like one ( if yes : Want another one) ?
55 . My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Both on it .
56 . It’s cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
57 . , Not all those who told you that you wanted to sleep with me? ! ? ! I know …
58 . There must be a keg in my pants , cuz I want to tap that ass .
59 . Let’s play house , to be the door and I ‘ll be able to beat all night long!
60 . Gee , that’s a nice set of legs , what time open ?
61 . I remember a bass, I do not know if it fits you or eat you!
62 . I want to play Pearl Harbor? And … ‘ a game where I was back while you blow the hell out of me.
63 . Lets play Titanic will be the sea and down to you
64 . Could I touch your belly button … from the inside ?
65 . Can lick her nipples ? [No] And ‘ possible? [Yes] Can you show me ?
66 . Hello . She is cute ?
67 . I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
68 . ( After sex ) Damn girl , you’re like the Indy cars . You can burn 4 tires at a time!
69 . What winks and f *** s like a tiger ? (Wink )
70 . If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
71 . (Watch the horse ) is not only going to suck itself.
73 . I’m having a party at your ankles … should I invite your pants down ?
74 . Guess what ? ! I have a tongue 8 “and breathe my ears!
75 . I hope you ‘re not a vegetarian … because I want to eat meat!
76 . What is your friend ?
77 . I wish I was Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar .
78 . I do not know much about cakes, but damn I make my banana cream .
79 . True, there are plenty of fish in the sea , but you’re the only one that I would take and stay in my house.
80. Can we play baseball ? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball – allows you to use my hole !
81 . Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
82 . Hey … I said I ‘m like a ship ?
83 . Want to play 68 ? I do and I owe you one!
84 . Something tells me you’re sweet . Can I have a taste ?
85 . F *** me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to kiss me …
86 . I could feel your c * ck and just simply told me to blow … a kiss !
87 . If your right leg was Thanksgiving , and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
88 . You play army? I was, and you can jump the hell out of me.
89 . Hello , I think one-night stand ?
90 . Your so hot I could roast the meat on you , baby.
91 . Why do not you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
92 . Your father must have been a baker , ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns .
93 . They do not live in a chicken farm ? Cuz I definitely know how to raise c * ck !
94. ( When someone Delete their throat ) have a frog in your throat ? Do you want instead?
95 . Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Seriously ? (No) would hold still while I do?
96 . Are you a lumberjack ? Because I ‘ve just given you the wood!
97 . Are you a prostitute? Why I’m hooked on you.
98 . ( He approaches a group of them) , I’m going to have sex with you , and you . Okay, who ‘s first?
99 . Roses are red . Violets are blue . I like spaghetti. Let’s go f *** .
100 . Whilst it is true that we are what we eat , I could be in the morning!