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That’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I do not know a lot of cakes, but damn I make my banana cream .
Save a horse , ride a cowboy.
Where he was born on a farm ? Because I certainly know how to raise a cock!
What is your favorite position on extramarital sex ?
I just moved to the top of my ‘ to do ‘ list .
Are you leaving the country ? Why are you packing a lot of ass.
It is a trunk in his underwear ? Why I’d tap that ass .
I sit on my face and I think his weight.
You are beautiful inside and out ?
I’m a pirate of love, and I’m here for the booty.
We subtract the clothes , add the bed, divide the legs and multiply.
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were you , would come too .
want to play war? I was, and you can jump the hell out of me.
So ya wanna see something really swell ?
Is your ass from McDonalds ? Because I’m lovin it !
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Hello , you believe in one night stand ?
The body is a wonder and I want to be Alice .
My love for you is like diarrhea , I just can not keep it inside .
I’m like dominos pizza , if you do not come in 30 minutes for the next one is free .
Why do not you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up ?
If you were a door, you want to beat all night long!
The word of the day is ” legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Help me find my lost puppy ? I think he went into this cheap motel .
You’re like a fish. I do not know if you eat or mount .
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Do not pull, but not my couch.
I’m like a Rubik’s cube , the more you play with me more difficult to get!
I’m not Fred Flintstone , but I can make your foundation .
If I were an astronaut , my first mission would be to Uranus.
Working for UPS? I could have sworn I saw checking out my package .
Do you know what would look good on you ? Me . 🙂
They are 6 , 9, you want to be ?
That dress would look great on the floor of my bedroom in the morning.
Hey baby , can I tickle the ‘ belly button from the inside ?
Screw me if I’m wrong , but we have not met before?
Call me coffee , cuz that keep you awake all night!
Want to see something swell ?
He has to work on the subway, because I just gave you a footlong .
I bet you’re right.
I’m going to have sex with you tonight , it could also be there to enjoy.
Want to try an Australian kiss ? It ‘ just like a French kiss , but down .
The eyes are as blue as my toilet water home.
Are you from Ireland ? Cause when I look at my penis is Dublin .
Do you want to do math ? Let’s add a bed , subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply!
Hello , I undressed you with my eyes all night and I think it ‘s time to see if I’m right .
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Both on it .
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns .
Lets Play Carpenter. First we hammered , then I’ll be inchiodarti .
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