Tacky pick up lines. These lines are taking a couple of laps , I found particularly funny the first, check it here:
I m new in ‘ the city , I could have directions to your house ?
If I could rearrange the alphabet , I’d put you and me together
Are you from Tennessee ? Because you’re ‘ just ten years I see here
Would like to have breakfast tomorrow ?
I have to push you or call you?
You were Girl Scouts ? Are you sure you have tied my heart in a knot
Hello , the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you
Are you religious ? Cause I ” m the answer to all your prayers
Oh Baby … with those curves and me with no brakes
Is it hot in here or is it just you ?
If I follow you home, I keep it?
Excuse me, what line of pick-up works best with you ?
I hope you know CPR , ’cause takes your breath away
I think I can die happy now, because ‘ I just saw a piece of heaven
I’m not drunk, ‘ I’m just intoxicated by you
Hello , I m ‘ a thief and I ‘ m here to steal your heart
Saw your picture in the dictionary today , it was below KABAAM
I just got a new waterbed, I want to make some waves ?
Beautiful legs open … At what time ?
Nice dress … you ‘ d look great crumpled up in a corner of my room
You missed but I am ‘ , because of the sky ‘ far from here
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number , can I borrow yours?
It ‘ was love at first sight or should I walk by again?
There is an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off ?
Hey baby , do you want to go get a pizza and screw ? What do not you like pizza?
Here’s a quarter … call your roommate and say that you won t go home tonight ‘
I miss my teddy bear … in bed with me?
You know, I’d die happy if I saw you naked just once !
Would you like Gin and plantonic , or do you prefer Scotch and sofa ?
I know that milk does a body good , but baby,
how much did you drink ?
Hello , I want to have my children or prefer to go first?
Have any of you used one or more of these ? Come and tell the truth? ! ?
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Sleep with me?
( 2 ) I’m sorry, because you have a patch scraped my knee when I fell for you.
( 3 ) I hope you have a library card because I’m checking
(4) tag says Made in the USA , but I could have sworn you were in heaven.
(5) Hey Lady , those are nice clothes , I can speak
6 ) do you like your eggs : poached , scrambled , or
(7) , your father is a terrorist? Cause baby your Da Bomb !
(8 ) my love for you is like diarrhea , I just can not keep it inside .
(9) Your parents must be retarded , because you are special .
(10) wants to play Pearl Harbor? And … ‘ a game where I was
back while you blow the hell out of me.
11) If you were a burger at McDonald ‘ s , you could call
12) you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
the past again?