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My dick just died , can I bury it in your vagina ?
Hello , I am a burgular … and I’m going to smash the back door !
You can call me ” The Fireman ” … especially since I turn the hoes !
I ‘m a zombie , I can go out?
I am a businessman. I work in holes , got openings?
“I want to go out to eat with me? ‘ll Give the D later. ”
I heard you have a boyfriend ,
but the girl did not try and pretend ,
How do you want this dick in all the way.
Are you a doctor? Why just cured my erectile dysfunction.
I can not go down in history , but I ‘ll go with you.
The girl, you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a stand weiner .
Hello , I’m bisexual . I would like to offer you a drink … and then get sexual
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
Let’s have sex inside my car .
I’m going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be !
It performs the song? , Because I heard that you want to convey this shit.
You are a flight attendant ? Coz u will floor wth this shit soon.
Need a doctor? Because my cock is hard for you
I’ve heard that the votes are bad … I’m sure this development will not hurt.
I felt as if by magic , well bend over and look at my cock disappear
Can I park my car in your garage ? It’s big enough , but not a loss.
Do you like to draw? (Yes , why?) Why I put the D in Raw
Boy: want to be my slut ?
Girl: What !
Guy: you know that slut is going to ?
Boy: (S) to provide (U ) weet (L ) nforgetable (T ) hing
Well spread my cheeks and call me ‘ bitch cell ; ‘ You are more beautiful than anyone I ‘ve ever met in the joint !
What happens if you start this relationship with you as a friend . You will allow me to give you had ‘ late?
He never said that the ass looks like one of the causes phone that I want to hit the pound key all day .
I know that you have not studied , you must want the “D”
Every chair in the world , not only would hide then you have to sit on my face.
Like cassettes and CDs? ( I think ) Well, ’cause imma fucking in front of tape to CD walnuts
Are you going to the funeral? ( Funeral ) The one where my ballz drop dead in the mouth
I’m not a dick in real life, but one in the vagina will play tonight!
Are you a termite ? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.
There are so many things you can do with your mouth, why waste it talking about?
Her ass is tight enough, wants to be disbanded?
I’m like Domino Pizza . If you do not cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free .
It seems it does not matter , I just wrap it in a flag and fuck for glory.
Hey, this is a barrel in his underwear ? As surely love to tap that ass !
Want to tell a joke about my penis … but its not too long 😉
I forgot my blowjob home, I can come and do it ?
This Dick , a car rental company Hertz AND …
Should we play strip poker. Can strip , and you hit you.
Like imagine the dragons ? Well imagine the Dragon Balls on your face.
How about later tonight , let me slip into something a little ‘ more comfortable … How your vagina.
Do you know what cums after C. .. The D!
I’m going to have breakfast … You suck this cock omellete .
I have a lot , you want to see how your hard work?
So hey , want to come to this party ? Yes ok then my trouser leg and have a ball .
Like the alphabet soup … Cause you’re going to be choking D
I’m not , but check out this cock-a- make -a -SI
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in her ass!
I would call and tell them the sky was missing an angel , but a little ‘ I hope that you’re a bitch!
Roses are red , violets are blue , I have sex , because I’m stronger than you
I hope you have a sewing machine , cause im going to tear dat ass
My cat died , I can play with your pussy instead?
Hey baby , I’m kind of cold , can I use your thighs as earmuffs ?
It may not be a fan of bulls … But I know you felt when this Rose d.
If I were a robot and had a too much, if I lost a bolt want to give me a screw ?
would you like to work ? Blows !
The names Dick , I can put it in you?
Yes, I am an asshole , but that does not prevent me from getting into your ?
Walk up to a woman and watch her horse then look at his face back to ride his face and say ” they’re going to eat this ? ”
Baby I want to wear like a pair of sunglasses , one leg on each ear .
Hey! Tell your nipples stop to look at my eyes .
My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind ?
So, what are the chances of balls slappin ‘ my ass tonight?
Do you like Adele ? Because I can tell you that you want to rotate in D.
Those tits look very heavy … I keep it to yourself ?
Plays the circus, before sitting down on my face I think the weight and eat the difference
Like chocolate, cause your going to choke a lot on this cock
How about you kneeling and smiling like a donut !
That dress would look great on the floor of my bedroom !
You’re so selfish! It ‘ going to have that body the rest of your life and want only for one night .
It’s your birthday ? , Why the frosting is not the only thing I’ll be spreading all face to face tonight.
I just received public funds for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot .
Like hot? Because I’m going to put my balls on your face hot you like it or not
Come here , my cock starts CUMING for you!
You need something to shut that big mouth of yours!
Hey Good Lookin ‘ , whatcha got cookin ‘ ? Nuthin could not be more accurate than the taste of your vagina !
What is the largest musle movement in the body of a woman. My cock !
Need directions ? Well … first you have to take this D – tour.
Some men go around saying that women have a penis of eight inches; It would never shortchange me so !
I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 women went down on the Titanic
Leaving the House in the game … can be the door, then I can beat all of you want !
The word for today is ” legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word ?
Like Jalapenos ? Why … in a minute Imma Be jalapeno pussy.
Why pay $ 5 when you can not get this as a free
Chickens run because it seems like it would be good with cocks
I’m not Fred Flintstone , but I can make your bed rock!
First, let me kiss you passionately on the lips, then I’ll move up to the navel .
My guitar teacher says that my fingering is good, especially in thong
So , you’re not in casual sex ? Well , I wear a tuxedo and formal sex I can call .
Lie down on the couch and pretend that you hate your legs .
Having sex is a lot like golf. I’m always happy when I get a hole in one.
Do you like dragons ? Cause in a minute I’ll be the Dragon Balls on your face
Maybe I did not get your virginity ‘ , but I can at least have the box in which it came ?
girl , make me want to jump into the sea … dat pus – the sea.
Are you a Jehovah’s Witness ? Because I’m going to bend Jehovah and to witness this shit.
I am an interior decorator . I can fill up your interior ; I see something big and pink .
would you like to do as Scarface and say hello to my little friend
Hello ! Can I mix your drink , mind if I use my dick ?
You’re a cowgirl because I see me riding
Hey baby , want to play the lion ? Ok . You go kneel right there and I throw my flesh.
As long as you need a place to sit, you will always have my face .
I call it the delivery man , because they always come in the back door
Beauty is only skin deep ; a huge cock goes much deeper.
Having this flower before taking your
Like the duck meat ? Then duck under and get some meat.
Your ass looks nice, they do not need help because I have a few screws and wrench for you.
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing ? No? Well , let’s go on a picnic and find out!
My dick just died . Do you mind if I buried it in the ass ?
You know Phillis Brown? Cause in a minute you’re going to phil , this cock Brown
It is a word pussy lips? Why I’m going to distribute them tonight
My dick is like Pizza Hut, if you do not eat all that you can pack and finish at home
Like the world of the sea, because your being in my splash area
” Are you cold? Want a jacket? Because you can raise when we go back to my house ”
Call my dick the truth because the females can not
( Looking at the ass of a girl) Where is this bus ?
We play breathalyzer ! She blows as hard as you can, and I will tell you how you’re drunk !
You know I live a magnum lifestyle
There were conceived on a couch ? Why are sofacking well.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.
I’m like a snowflake. Every night with me is an unforgettable experience.
I hope you have a sewing machine , cause im going to tear dat ass
Your mother is the Lady of the lottery on TV, because I’m imagining you watching my balls .
I must be lost . I thought paradise was further south ?
I am studying to be a taxidermist . Can I make the filling your pussy ?
Come home and take off my coat, I open my mouth and let me cover the back of the throat !
“Never kissed a rabbit between the ears ? ” ( Pull the internal and external pockets ) “Would ? ”
Your father is a carnie ( carnival worker ) because I want you to sit on my face as I try to guess the weight.
Guy: There are 20 letters of the alphabet on the right side ?
Girl : (26, I think)
Boy: I must have forgotten U R T A Q
Girl : (Your only one still missing)
Boy : I’ll give the D later
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