Good Pick up lines to use on guys, check it here:
If I could be anything I’d be a tear : Born in your eyes, live on your cheek and die on your lips .
I put a tear drop in the ocean for you … and I’ll stop loving you when you find that tear.
Can I have a picture of you so I can show what I want for Christmas Santa Claus ?
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line through it and says that ‘ a great river , and the bunny on this side ( it doesn ” t matter SX ) really needs to get to the other side . Then tell the person how they think the rabbit. And when you finally give up , give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was Bunny, but you wanted to just hold their hand . (aw)
Remuneration of Levi to wear those and looking that good ?
Eat a lot of good luck charm ? ‘Cause look magically delicious.
Why you gotta be so damn good every day? It can take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Excuse me, you have a patch ? Skinned my knee when I fell for you.
I can not be Wilma Flinstone , but I can sure make your bed rock .
I lost my Rubber Duckie . It would be wet with me instead?
I tried to find the perfect line to make mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine and words , Be Mine ?
Hey baby , want to play fireman ? We can stop , drop and roll.
Do you have space for an extra toungue in your mouth?
Do not pull out your tongue , unless you plan to use .
I lost my teddy bear … can I sleep with you ?
Have sex with me and I promise to never speak to you again !
You’ve been a very naughty boy . Go to my room .
Sex is evil , evil is sin , sins are forgiven, and then paste it in.
Your watch has a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Let’s play hockey . The ” I’ll be your network , and you can score.
Are those jeans GUESS ? Because guess who wants to get into ‘ em .
You: you have an arrest warrant ? Li : No … why?
Girl : why should it be a crime to be so damn sexy.Hey Baby , I want to come to my house and work on your math skills ? We can add a bed , subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!
Do not sweat the small stuff … the sweaty things for animals!
If beauty were time , it would be an eternity.
The only thing that your eyes have told me about you is your name.
Bbrrrr ! My hands are cold. Can I attach my pants down to keep warm ?
Do you have any raisins ? No? How about a date?
I’m kind of feeling insecure now . Could I have a hug?
You are perfect in almost every way, except for the fact that they have a major flaw . Them: what is it? You: your address . Must be the same as mine .
Can I have directions to your heart?
You, the sun feels cold .
Sex is a murderess … want to die happy?
I know someone that you like but if you weren ‘ t so shy , I ‘ d tell you who .
What ‘s better than roses on a piano ? Tulips on an organ.
You’re a twinkle in her eye and an angel from heaven .
I love baseball so I bring home the baby!
Oh , sorry … I did not want to bump with you in an empty hallway otherwise knock your books all over the place and making a complete fool of me for no apparent reason , except for the fact that my brain was temporarily unable to maintain homeostatic balance of my body at the sight of your boundless beauty , all-encompassing , tearing temporarily by my neighbor the ability to coordinate my movements , causing our two shells meat become one … maybe it was fickle hand of fate .
My bed is broken, I can sleep in your own?
I knew that my life had a purpose , but not until I looked into his eyes .
Her lips were made to be kissed , and I hate to see a good thing go to waste !
Never said it seems a bit ‘ boy Zima ?
You were not on Americas Most Wanted last night?
Do you look at the premiere of Ishtar ?
These seem real ?
Good news, the test results are negative !
Excuse me … speak Klingon ?
Honk ! Honk !
I have eight cats.
Hey, sweet piece of stuff, what Shakin ‘ ?
I’m not a queen, but I’ll give you something real.
There was no color in the world until I met you.
It must be dark. ‘Cause all the sunshine around the world is right here.
Do not walk into that building … – This means that it might go away !
Baby, when I saw that you sit down , I got jealous of the president.
Working for UPS? ‘Cause I swear I saw him checking out my package !
He walked back and tuck your love ( or pretend to ) in their tag ( d) If someone gives you the finger, saying : ‘ This is a promise ? ”
If a star fell every time I thought of you , the sky is empty.
Kissing is a language of love … so how about a conversation?
Wow! You have big feet ! I know if what you say is true ?
Do not worry , I will not engage emotionally. It ‘s just physical .
Like Stove Top stuffing ? Great , I can fill your cooktop at any time.
You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power !
I would like to navigate through your clothes as they navigate through NETSCAPE !
Roses are red , violets are blue , I like spaghetti, let’s screw .
Name of your body has to be seen, because it’s everywhere I want to be .
My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny , it keeps …
I would like to tighten the brain, but it looks like someone beat me on time.
If you were a car, wax and ride you all over town .
You must be Jamaican , because Jamaican me crazy .
My recipe for love is a cup of tea , a cup of me, knead till hard , and serve hot.
You are the tree, and I envelops you like a Koala .
The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there is more room for the tongue.
Would you like to carry my books for me?
Want to be my refuge ?
It is a new world order. Have your way with me.
You may have had breakfast for dinner, but I should have for breakfast .
The sun came out , or did it just smile at me?
Honey, you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet .
Excuse me , I just noticed that I notice and I just wanted to give you notice that you’ve noticed it too.
Are you hurt? ( What’s this? ) When you fell from heaven .
We have breakfast tomorrow . If you move or do I call?
If I could rewrite the alphabet , I would put you and me together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes , I can not take them off you.
After hearing a pickup line : I like your approach , now let’s see your departure .
And ‘ hot in here or is it just you ?
Forget It ! Playing doctor is for kids! Play the gynecologist.
What do you like for breakfast?
Want to have your morning coffee with me?
Hey babe , want to get lucky ! ?
Your place or mine ?
We are connected ? Do you want to be ?
Were you in Boy Scouts ? Because you sure you have tied my heart in a knot.
The best part of me is covered.
Take a chance on me.
This is your lucky day because I just happen to be single .
Oh , I’m fine ! What about you? ( While watching and waiting for someone to say anything )
Do not we have to be together for a candlelight dinner tonight?
I love the shoes! Like mine?
That girl / guy I’m with , oh, she’s just my sister ‘ s / brother.
You should be someone ‘s husband .
Are you cold ? You should be ; Have you been naked in my mind all night.
Hello , I am a tacky sl ** looking for a good time.
Can you believe it ? It ‘ been more than fifteen minutes I had sex .
A guy approaches her and says a few lines of input . She grabs his crotch , look, look back and say, ” I’m sorry, I do not see any potential here ” and nonchalantly walks.
HEY! KITTEN HOW to spend some of your NINE LIVES WITH ME ?
If I let you suck my tongue would be grateful ?
Have you ever played Spank Brunett … want to try?
I love you , you know.
This , you, me , bubble bath and a bottle of champagne.
Hello to all. Can I tame ?
Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you’re invited!
It seems extremely narrow belt . Let me loosen it for you.
Excuse me , is it true that you’re a sexual tyrannosaurus ?
When is our wedding date ?
I’ve been a bad girl , so spank me !
Let’s say you only latex stand between our love .
Like Fries with That? Because if you lay frito I have a barrel of fun!
Hello to all. My name is Laura . I’ll be your play toy tonight.
Hey baby pants – France is false and intrusive.
Are you a virgin? (No. ) Prove It !
Bringing new meaning to the word ” edible ” .
Choose a number between 1 and 10. Lose now take your clothes off .
I do not know what you think of me , but I hope it’s X-rated .
Hey , I see the clothes you wear , wearing clothes , you know that we have something in common , we need to get together and do something a bit ‘ of time.
Here is your boyfriend / girlfriend ? This person is on the roof? (No. ) Then let’s go to the roof !
I think my medication is wearing .
My breath smells OK ?
Oh, man … I bet you do really well with women.
My bedroom has a very interesting …
Female to guy : Hello , look like a real jerk . ( Pause for effect )
They are easy , but it seems that you are strong .
I noticed that I notice.
Nothing like a man who knows how to whisper the words ” sweet ” .
I see you on the cover of GQ ?
Do you have room in your life for another friend ?
Nice pants , can test the zipper ?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
If I had to borrow the glasses , I could see at home?
Could you tell me where are the rutabegas ? Oh , thank you. Oh, by the way, what is a rutabega ?
I want to take a pencil and stick it in my case.
Uh , oh. My parents met in a place like this . Let’s go from here.
I want to take your golf clubs and score a hole in one .
You must have a nice personality.
If you regret it in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Hello to all. Are the cornea.
Excuse me, but you have a wild Blocost on your shoulder ! ( What is a wild Blocost ? ) What ya got ?
So, are you going to give me your phone number or I have to chase you ?
All those curves and me with no brakes .
Are those space pants ? Because your ass is out of this world !
Excuse me , I do not want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you’re the man goegeous I’ve ever seen . As soon as I felt the need to tell you.
You look so good, I could put on a plate and SOP with a biscuit !
You’ve always been nice , or you had to work ?
Hey , do not you know ? Yes , you’re the guy with the beautiful smile.
I hope you know CPR , because you take away your breath!
I had to come and talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I know that milk does a body good , but baby, how much have you been drinking ?
I think I can die happy now, because I just saw a piece of heaven.
I’m not drunk , I’m just intoxicated by you.
If I told you that you had a great body , would you hold it against me?
Let’s take a shower together … – stinks.
Nice to meet you , I’m (your name ) and you are … gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides making all women, excited and warm all over ?
Your father was King for a day ? It must have been to make a princess (or prince ) like you.
They were arrested before? It must be illegal to look that good.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a bowl of ice cream.
You ‘re ugly but intrigues me .
Hey, you were great on Bay Watch last night!
You are beautiful inside and out ?
I can not be the prettiest girl here , but I’m the only one talking to you .
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you , would you like to walk through my garden forever.
Hey, how did you do? ( What’s this? ) Look so good?
Are you a parking ticket ? ( What’s this? ) You have fine written all over you.
When I saw you from across the room , passed out cold and hit my head on the floor … then I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons .