Big collection of Pick up lines for girls, check it here:
You know what would make your face look better? ( What’s this? ) My legs wrapped around it.
“I heard that you are good at algebra … It will replace my eX without asking Y? ”
Guy if you were a plant would be a cutecumber
Do you sleep on your stomach ? Him: No …. It is possible?
Pull it out and let me see what you have, so I can save the disappointment below.
Do you know what would look good on you ? Me .
Hello , your license suspended for getting all these crazy girls?
Were you in Boy Scouts ? Because you sure you have tied my heart in a knot.
I do not need a spoonful of sugar to swallow.
The boy is your name , because I ‘m not doing and should be.
My beaver is bored and wants to play , you have all the wood for my Beaver now
I would call an orgasm after you.
Are you David Beckham ? Why would you bend over for you.
” Hello , I’m wasted, but the condom in his pocket , it should not be .”
” Hello , I’m writing a book over the phone, can I have your number ? ”
What ‘s a nice boy like yourself with a body like that ?
Tap the shirt and ask , “Is this cotton ? ” Waiting for your reply. Then land in the groin area and say, ” Oh, that must be heard.”
Hey baby … I can suck a golf ball with 50 meters of garden hose ?
They are called ” eyebrows ” cus my eyes I’m browsin your nice ass
You’re not the type who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy ?
“I would like to point out that ” nice ” has U in it. But ‘ quickie ‘ U & I together.”
It did not used to be known as John Holmes ?
Do you want a gin and platonic or a scotch and sofa ?
“I’m trying to quit smoking , I want to give me a new oral fixation ? ”
Baby you’re the tree, and will envelop you like a koala
I’m not drunk , I’m just intoxicated by you.
Are you a parking ticket ? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
It’s called Google? Because you have everything I have tried .
Forbid prefer moans
You do not need car keys to drive me crazy .
Are you a smoke detector? Because you’re really loud and annoying .
The body is a wonder and I want to be Alice .
Hello ! I come from Craven Morehead are you?
You know what would go well on your hot dog ? Mayo
Eat tacos ? (Yes , why?) Why is my Taco Bell is open
Put a dollar bill on the head and when asked what he did that to tell you that all you can eat for less than a dollar
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between the buns
I’m wearing Revlon ColorStay lipstick, want to help me test the claim that you do not kiss off ? .
I know you think im sexy , I know I think im good , but like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
I’ll be a Dixie Chick , and you’ll be my cowboy take me away … now !
I heard about cock and just told me to blow up … a kiss !
Hey , you look like a big strong man . Do you think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you ?
Hey baby … I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ?
I can not be Dairy Queen, baby, but you can treat it well!
Could you please move away from the bar? All the ice is melting
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because I just gave the definition of beautiful .
You’re so hot ; a firefighter could not put out.
Is the name of country crock , because I can carry it at anytime .
My panties are showing ? [ “No. “] ” like them? ”
It was in my backyard ? To make the best milkshakes
Do you want to melt in your mouth or hands ?
I remember a snack . Every time you bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
You know what they say about men with big feet . Do you want to prove that to me?
” Hey baby , I can your oil piston ? ”