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I must be a snowflake , because I fell in love you.If your left leg is Thanksgiving , and your right leg is Christmas, I find myself
between the holidays?
It says ” do you want to do a 68 ? ” She says, ” what is it? ” You say ” go , and I’ll owe you one . ”
If I had a garden I would like to put two both together lips lips.
Do you remember me ? Oh, well , I met you only in my dreams .
God made you , he is showing .
My magical watch says you are not wearing any panties. Oh , are you? It must be an hour fast!
Want to play conductor ? You will be the engineer and go choo choo .
Excuse me how much it weighs a polar bear ? [I] Just enough to break the ice … I am _ and then say your name .
When I’m old , looking back at all of my fondest memories , and think of the day my children were born , the day that I got married
and me the day that I met you.
Before you buy an ice cream and find a hot girl , then say “I’m sorry to bother you, but my ice cream melting ! ”
Can I lick that film off my teeth?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you , I’d have five cents.
Must wash your clothes with windex … because I can see myself in your pants !
It hurt when you fell from heaven?
I bet I can kiss on the lips without touching .
Maybe I did not get your virginity ‘ , but I can at least have the box in which it came ?
Jump to a girl and say ” Hello , my name is Jablomee Haywood ”
If you regret it in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
I suffer from amnesia . Come here often?
If you stood in front of a mirror and guidance of 11 roses , you’ll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
– Hey, I just gave you the hardest I’ve ever had .
I can not be the happiest man in here , but I’m the only one talking to you
You are like a prized fish … I do not know if you eat or mount .
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg ? No? Well , let’s go on a picnic and find out!
What say we go back to my crib and do some calculations : Add the bed , subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply.
Smiles, winks, is hung like a horse and can last all night? ( Smile and wink )
It’s not my fault you’re in love , you’re the one who brought me !
Excuse me , is called Gillette ? Cause you’re the best a man can get.
Your place or mine ? I’ll tell you one thing ? I flip a coin. Head to my place in the queue.
He has to work on the subway, because I just gave you a footlong .
Love is a sensation caused by a temptation , to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination , to increase the
population for the next generation , did you get my explanation , or do you need a demonstration ?
What do you feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Remember when you were a kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom would do , no matter
how please? Well here is what I feel for you.
I’m just a love pirate lookin ‘ for some booty.
Help me find my lost puppy ? I think he went into this cheap motel room .
Honey, you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet
Give me three good reasons why you should not buy a drink.
I kiss you passionately on the lips, then walks toward the navel .
My boys over there bet that I would not be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some.
drinks with their money ?
“Fat Penguin ” ( what! ? ) “I just wanted to say something to break the ice. ”
You do not need car keys to drive me crazy .
Inheriting $ 80 million does not mean much when you have a weak heart .
I know someone who thinks they’ll love. And if I was not so shy , I would say that ‘ s.
You say ” I’m sorry, but I have to drink,” you say ” Why?” You say , “Why I left my when I saw ”
I go out to do … I want to join me ?
I can kiss on the cheek as I can tell, that at least a cute girl kissed me tonight?
And ‘ hot in here or is it just you ?
You are the tree, and I envelops you like a Koala .
Are you religious ? [ Why ? ] Because you’re the answer to my prayers .
I bet $ 20 that is with me.
Why do not you come over here , sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up ?
How heavy is a polar bear ? Enough to break the ice – can have your number?
You say ” you look like my wife before she says,” how many times have you been married ? “I do not say ” never. ”
Do you like dancing ? Well, then , you could go dance so I can talk to your friend?
The only thing that your eyes have told me that is your name .
If I were Peter Pan would be my happy thought !
I want to go halves on a bastard ? ( Not serious )
Seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do you cook dinner if you cook me breakfast.
If I bite my lip and kiss you better ?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you , would you like to walk through my garden forever.
Do you believe in life after death? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after .
Oh, sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag .
Pick up a pack of sugar actually says, ” sugar ” on it . Then say .. ” fell badge ! ”
Let’s go to my house and do the things that you all say that we did it anyway .
Do you have any raisins ? No? How about a date?
I can not even a fake number ?
I’m not really this tall , I have this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
Do you have a map ? [No , why? ] Because as soon as I got lost in your eyes.
If you were a booger that you take first.
The sun came out , or did it just smile at me?
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a beautiful girl like you … I have about 5 cents.
Come on sweetie, why do not you let me put my head … – what a classic
” Want to go for breakfast?” (Secure ) “I have to call or push? ”
I had a lot to drink, and you’re starting to look pretty good .
If I told you that you had a great body , would you hold it against me?
You know , you may be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Why do not you get down on your knees and smile like a donut ?
Make Paris Hilton looks like a Teletubbie .
You say, come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that ” jumps out ” !
The word of the day is legs. Back to my crib and spread the word.
Do not be so picky … I was not!
I could touch your belly button … from the inside ?
What is your name ? Where are you from ? Do you think that gives me a little ‘ ?
What do you like for breakfast?
I have a six inch tongue and breathe through my ears .
Can I buy you a drink , or you just want the money?
Can I have your picture so I can show what I want for Christmas Santa Claus ?
If you were a new sandwich McDonald , you’de be called McGorgeous .
I have some Skittles in my mouth … want to taste the rainbow ?
Why you gotta be so damn good every day? It can take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Can you give me directions … to your heart?
Falling for you would be a very short trip .
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I ‘m asking for one.
You have just brought out of the oven ? [No , why? ] Cause you’re hot!
“I want to tell you your fortune. Take my hand and write your phone number on it. ” It’s your future. “