What is easier? Getting into those tight pants or get out of them?
Why don’t you come here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that appears?
Why not surprise your partner and not come home tonight?
You have nice some jewels. It would be great on my nightstand.
Are those pants of lumberjack your post? They are giving me a wood.
I remember a bass tournament, which I do not know if you mount or eat.
Hello baby, while I have a face, you have a place to sit.
Can I walk through their shrubs and climbing mountains?
Hi I’m looking for treasure, can I look at your chest?
I am a freelance gynecologist. How long it been since your last check-up? Do you accept Visa?
Excuse me, I’ve Shat in the pants. can I in yours?
You’re the reason why Dios invented erections.
With big penis, it carries a great responsibility.
If you feel sad, I can fill.
There are many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talk?
You smell… We should take a shower together.
Would you like a hot dog with those breads?
It may seem corny, but you make me very hot.
I am a thief and I’ll break your back door.
Would you like to do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?
I have a rare disease that’s going to kill unless you have sex within the next 30 minutes. Do not let me die!
I bet my language can overcome the language.
Yes, it’s great and if I cherished, spits
Let us only latex stand between our love.
Would you like to see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?
Do I have heard your ankles were having a party… like to invite your pants down?
Are you Virgin? [No] prove it!
It brings new meaning to the word, “edible”.
If it was a watermelon, spit or swallow my seed?
Do you like chicken? I’m sorry, I don’t have any, what a cock?
I think we might be related. Let me find the family birthmark on your chest.
[Watch your crotch. It will not only suck himself.
I am a writer, a writer, why we gather naked and put some poetry in motion?
[Lifts a screw] would like to lie down?
You like to come to my house and eat your Beaver firewood?
[What do you?] I’m going to remove the shoes. [?] I remove my pants.
“I have this magic clock that you can actually talk with me. Now seriously, is
saying something. It says you are not wearing underwear, is that true?. ” No [.]
“Oh wait a min, i think my watch is one hour fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone of his body…
Let’s play “Titanic”. When I say “Iceburg!” below.
Do you think that they believe that with your penis? (Yes). Well, in that case, it
will fly to my mind?
Smile. The second is best can do thing it with your lips.
Don’t you think that the majority of people who use the pick-up lines is rods?
(Yes). In that case, does it matter if I check your oil level?
The shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Would you like to participate actively in the mock procreation?
I’m easy. Are you?
Do you want to try an Australian Kiss? Is the same as a French Kiss, but down.
Could you do me a favor? Can you kneel and smile like a doughnut?
This is a condom. If we make it, we can have sex.
I want sex! We’re sorry, the doctor said that it would help…
Do you believe in free love? [No] Then, would it cost?
Hey baby, I’ll f * k you have as well that the neighbors will have a cigarette when finished.
Would you like to make a porn film? We don’t have to record it.
Don’t mess with nature. We are here to make babies. Then, let’s go to the grain.
Gee, that’s a good pair of legs, what time open?
I don’t know and you don’t know me, but it is to say it is wrong if we sleep together?
It’s so cold or are you just smuggling ticking in your bra?
Vine a Viagra. Thus, we have 30 minutes to return to your home.
I think that the pick-up lines are for people with long time in their hands. We’re going to f * k.
You have a beautiful voice. I bet it sounds even better drowned by my penis.
If u can dance, u can take my hand, but if u can sing, you can have my heart. I ask God that you can not sing because I want to f * k.
Hi, I’m gay. Do you think that I can make?
I am a finger down the spine when all the lights go off.
If I have a pain in the ass… We can only add more lubricant.
Life is short. Go f * k and see if anything after that.
Let me eat for one hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we will not do it.
All those curves and me without brakes.
[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this and then call me when you’re ready.
Hello, I’ll find my lost puppy? I think it was in this motel room cheap across the street.
[Enter into his chest. “If they were not so big, it would not have occurred.”
How much will get me $20?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I stink to pick up lines… nice tits.
Then, go home, and if you don’t like it I swear I’m going to give a full refund.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out had it ‘ cause you get later!
My name is Skittles… want to try my Rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause are 100% in my place!
I’m with the TSA and I need to perform a search of the cavity’s full body, for safety reasons.
Can I be the sausage in your dog?
I only have 12 hours of life… Please don’t let me die a Virgin.
I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women fell into that ship!
What a good girl like you in a dirty mind like mine?
What it has 132 teeth and retains the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
My IQ and his body, we could make a career of superchildren and conquer the Earth!
I have the whole dictionary written in my penis. Would you like to put some words in his mouth??
Are those space pants? Your ass is out of this world!
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