Here are a big collection of chap up lines, check it now:
“I would like to point out that ” beautiful ” has U in it. But ‘ quickie ‘ U & I together.”
“When a penguin is his companion remained together for the rest of their lives. ‘ll Be my penguin ? ”
“girl , you have a shovel in your back pocket ? ” (Why?) ‘ Cuz I’m diggin ‘ that ass! ”
” Hello , I’m writing a book over the phone, can I have your number ? ”
Are you from Holland ? Cuz Amster – dayyyuuumm .
I want to go out to eat with me? I’ll give the D late.
Hey I can follow at home ? (“What ? “) ” Oh , sorry , my parents just told me to follow my dreams. ”
Guy: ” Hello , it’s called Google? ”
Girl : ( No, why)
Guy: ” because you have everything I’m looking for! ”
Instead of being the derivative , id much rather be the secant line , so I can touch u not only once , but twice
Boy: girl , what’s your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Guy: Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could deceive ‘
Boy: allows you to play the game of firetruck
Girl: how to play
Boy: I run my fingers on my legs and I tell you red light when you want me to stop
Guy: fire trucks do not stop at red lights !
How about you and me go play dress up, I’ll be your knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed , in this way you get to ride all day ! ”
Guy : How many letters are in the alphabet ?
Girl : 26!
Guy: I thought there was 21 ?
Girl : ER , no!
Guy: ” Oh , I must have forgotten the letters URATQ ”
You like Nintendo ? Cuz ” WII ” would look good together.
If more than 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years still would not be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you .
Which is easier? You found it in those tight pants or I out there ?
Get your coat love , you’ve pulled.
” Give me 30 minutes during lunch , and I’ll win your heart, as you’ve already won mine.”
Dude , call me Jolly Rancher hard because I am a long time !
“I had two wonderful pickup lines . Then I realized that I deserve better. Hello , I’m Preston .”
Yawning girl Pick Up lines “I’m tired too . Should we sleep together! ”
How did I know hundreds of digits of pi greek , but not the 7 digits of your phone number?
” My boys over there bet that I would not be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money ? ”
“Look, you little ‘ juicy fruit , do not be a zero, be a lifesaver . Why do not you take my ref and slide the bit o’ honey? ”
“Say now the delicious mounds , pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger your little Kit Kat close up scream Oh Henry !
” Hello , I’m wasted, but the condom in his pocket , it should not be .”
Hello , I’m bisexual . I would like to offer you a drink … and then I get sex .
If I were a gardener , I would like to put your tulips and my tulips together.
“Are you a parking ticket coz it was fine written all over you? ‘
Do you like Adele ? Because I can tell you that you want to rotate in D.
The girl , your so hot my zipper is falling for you! ( To appear )
Do you want a gin and platonic or a scotch and sofa ?
Your father must be a drug dealer , because you are so inspiring.
Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?
I suggest you give up now , or I’ll have to use a chat line .
Did you get those pants ? ‘Cause in my house are 100 % discount.
“Excuse me Miss , are related to my keyboard ? ( No, why?) ” Because you ‘re just my type ! ”
Knowing what ‘s on the menu ? Me – n – u.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I know that you have not studied , you must want the “D”
I’m not a photographer … but I can imagine us together.
There are no Weatherman , but you can expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
The girl, you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a stand weiner .
” Girl, I do not know if you are beautiful or not , I went through my eyes ! ”
You smell like garbage , I can accompany you ?
Are you a watch? Why are you popping up.
Guy: “nickel for your thoughts ? ”
Girl : ” I thought it was a penny ”
Guy: “I think your thoughts are worth more !”
If I were a cat I would spend all my nine lives with you. ”
“Girl , I can give you what a storm can be 10-12 inches and will not be able to leave the house for 2-3 days ! ”
“You’ve been bad Go to your room , but if you want to be more naughty go to mine. ”
” Hello , I’m the new Milkman . Would you like that in the front or the back ? ”
” Damn girl , I remember a green bottle. Because I want to mount and you ! ”
Guy: close your eyes.
Boy: What do you see ?
Girl: nothing .
Guy: This is my life without you.