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You say ” you look like my wife before she says,” how many times have you been married ? “I do not say ” never. ”
If the left leg is Thanksgiving , and your right leg is Christmas, I find myself between the holidays?
What do you feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I have a six inch tongue and breathe through my ears .
“Fat Penguin ” ( what! ? ) “I just wanted to say something to break the ice. ”
I kiss you passionately on the lips, then walks toward the navel .
The word of the day is legs. Back to my crib and spread the word.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you , would you like to walk through my garden forever.
What is your name ? Where are you from ? Do you think that gives me a little ‘ ?
I go out to do … I want to join me ?
Pick up a pack of sugar actually says, ” sugar ” on it . Then say .. ” fell badge ! ”
I had a lot to drink, and you’re starting to look pretty good .
I can not be the happiest man in here , but I’m the only one talking to you
Do you cook dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I want to go halves on a bastard ? ( Not serious )
You say, come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that ” jumps out ” !
It’s not my fault you’re in love , you’re the one who brought me !
If I had a garden I would like to put two both together lips lips.
The only thing that your eyes have told me that is your name .
I’m not really this tall , I have this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
“I want to tell you your fortune. Take my hand and write your phone number on it. ” It’s your future. ”
The skin is so creamy , I bet he’d never even a pimple on the ass .
If I were a fly , I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
I could touch your belly button … from the inside ?
You say ” I’m sorry, but I have to drink,” you say ” Why?” You say , “Why I left my when I saw ”
If you stood in front of a mirror and guidance of 11 roses , you’ll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
It says ” do you want to do a 68 ? ” She says, ” what is it? ” You say ” go , and I’ll owe you one . ”
I’m going to have sex with you tonight , so … you might as well be .
Hey beautiful … that’s the right name ?
If you regret it in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
My boys over there bet that I would not be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some
drinks with their money ?
You know , you may be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
I have some Skittles in my mouth … want to taste the rainbow ?
Do you have any raisins ? No? How about a date?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Make Paris Hilton looks like a Teletubbie .
I can not even a fake number ?
What say we go back to my crib and do some calculations : Add the bed , subtract the clothes, Divide the legs and multiply.
If I told you that you had a great body , would you hold it against me?
God made you , he is showing .
” Want to go for breakfast?” (Secure ) “I have to call or push? ”
Come on sweetie, why do not you let me put my head … – what a classic
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a beautiful girl like you … I have about 5 cents.
Give me three good reasons why you should not buy a drink.
Your place or mine ? I’ll tell you one thing ? I flip a coin. Head to my place in the queue.
Jump to a girl and say ” Hello , my name is Jablomee Haywood ”
He has to work on the subway, because I just gave you a footlong .
Smiles, winks, is hung like a horse and can last all night? ( Smile and wink )
It hurt when you fell from heaven?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you , I’d have five cents.
Let’s go to my house and do the things that you all say that we did it anyway .
If you were a booger that you take first.
How heavy is a polar bear ? Enough to break the ice – can have your number?
Before you buy an ice cream and find a hot girl , then say “I’m sorry to bother you, but my ice cream melting ! ”
I bet I can kiss on the lips without touching .
Why you gotta be so damn good every day? It can take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Excuse me , is called Gillette ? Cause you’re the best a man can get
I can kiss on the cheek as I can tell, that at least a cute girl kissed me tonight?
When I’m old , looking back at all of my fondest memories , and think of the day my children were born , the day that I got married
and me the day that I met you.
Do you like dancing ? Well, then , you could go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Inheriting $ 80 million does not mean much when you have a weak heart .
The sun came out , or did it just smile at me?
I bet $ 20 that is with me.
Why do not you come over here , sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up ?
Remember when you were a kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom would do , no matter
how please? Well here is what I feel for you.
Help me find my lost puppy ? I think he went into this cheap motel room .
Can I have your picture so I can show what I want for Christmas Santa Claus ?
Do you believe in life after death? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after .