60 Most Funny pick up lines for guys, check it here:
1 . You can call me the fireman … because I turn hoes
2 . Hey, I’m looking for treasure , Can I look around your chest ?
3 . Damn girl you have more curves than a racetrack
4 . Hey you have the license suspended for driving all these guys crazy ?
5 . I’m writing a book can I have your phone number?
6 . Let me just point out to me the beautiful has U in it, but quickie and in it.
7 . I’m having a party at your ankles … should I invite your pants down ?
8 . You can say goodbye to the sky because it must be a sin to look that good.
9 . Baby … you’re so sweet that Hershey could put them out of business.
10 . Are you a decorator ? Because when I saw the room became beautiful !
11 . Can I have directions ? ( Where? ) To your heart
12 . Do you have a map that I’m lost in your eyes …
13 . You should not wear makeup that is like messing with perfection.
14 . Is there something wrong with my phone … oh that’s right does not have your number in it!
15 . Lost ? Why the sky is far from here.
16 . No wonder the sky was gray , today , all the blue is in your eyes.
17 . Hershey makes a million kisses a day … all I want is one to you.
18 . Life without you is like a broken pencil … pointless.
19 . I can not be a genius, but I can make your dreams come true .
20 . I think I lost my phone number , can I have yours?
21 . Clean your pants with Windex ? Basically I see myself in them!
22 . Heaven must not be that great if you have left .
23 . I think there is something wrong with my eyes … I can not take them off you !
24 . Your name Gillette ? Because you’re the best a man can get.
25 . Lips look lonely . They like to meet mine?
26 . The sun rising or he just smile at me ?
27 . I’m Mr. Right … someone told me you were looking for ?
28 . Are you cold? You should be ‘ve been naked in my mind all night.
29 . Are you a horse? (No) can lead anyway?
30 . If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you , I have 5 cents.
31 . Yours or mine ? How bout we toss a coin ? He directs my place , separate queues .
32 . You do not want a 68. ( What is ) go down, and I owe you one .
33 . You may be asked to leave soon, you’re doing deface the other girls .
34 . I bet I can kiss on the lips without touching
35 . You are beautiful inside and out?
36 . You’re like a prized fish … I do not know if you eat or mount .
37 . I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move to the navel …
38 . I go out to Makeout … care to join me ?
39 . Cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
40 . You may have lost your virginity ‘ , but I can at least have the box in which it came ?
41 . Allow to stand between our love only latex
42 . Let’s go to my place and do the things that I am going to tell everyone we did anyway.
43 . Poof! Here I am What are your other two wishes ?
44 . I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No) oh , then run .
45 . Take an ice cube destroy in front of her and say, ” now that I’ve broken the ice , sleep with me?”
46 . Saving water . Let’s shower together.
47 . I just moved to the top of my list.
48 . I bet that my tongue could not beat the language
49 . I’m just like a power plant , it is hard to stop me and I can turn …
50 . Happy Hour is over, but still strong in my place !
51 . So are you going to give me your phone number, or go to stem
52 . I can tell your future … give me your number
53 . I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me . So go ahead say no
54 . Kiss is a language of love , as well as in a conversation?
55 . Working in the subway? Because I ‘ve just given you a foot long .
56 . You’re just really nice … can cook and clean too ! ?
57 . If you were a lazer would be set for stun
58 . Sex is like pizza, even if its bad, it’s still damn good
59 . Do you know more I drink, the more beautiful you get!
60 . I’m like chocolate pudding , I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be!